The DB! congratulates Barack Obama on giving Chief Justice John Roberts the most vicious of stare-downs when the ol' Supreme Court Chief Justice brutally butchered the Oath of Office. The DB! has long supported putting people in power in their place, and this was an example of said mental smackdowns of the highest order.
Also, it is proof that this presidency is going to rock. Stay tuned to the DB! for extensive chronicling of this rocking.
Back here at home, the week started off slow, with the only news being that out of Washington. Then things resumed normalcy, and by today, a Friday, guns have been fired, cars have crashed, and anyone who attempted to take I-44 eastbound this morning spent a good portion of their drive screaming loudly at the stopped cars in front of them. To suggest that I-44 was a parking lot is to insult parking lots everywhere.
Why did it take 9 hours to clean up a semi-truck accident? I know the truck was pretty demolished (you saw it here first on FOX23 News Daybreak) and sure, a large amount of diesel fuel spilled across the highway, but come on! There are still tow trucks in this town, right? Someone, somewhere, had a healthy supply of Bounty. Surely, this could have been cleaned up quicker.
Luckily, I drive to work at 4am, and was able to get on and off the highway rather quickly and efficiently. You poor saps at 8am..... not so much.
So, whether you're scrambling to catch up on work because you were ridiculously late this morning, or perhaps you're simply staring at photos of Obama on the Internet (he is quite dreamy) the DB! welcomes you back to the world of nonsense that so often accompanies journalism, and wishes you a wonderful weekend.
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- Raised by hyenas, albeit journalistic hyenas, Hilton always knew his place in this world would involve the written word. Bad choices in college led to a series of dead end jobs, but eventually Hilton found a career path in television news with FOX23 in Tulsa, Oklahoma. However, he was doing almost nothing with written words. When his lack of word usage led to an excess of "funny" emails, his efforts were encouraged onto the Internet, and hopefully away from the required viewing of his co-workers.
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